Chuckle 1562

Chuckle 1562
(Pat M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Three Little Ducks~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

Three little ducks go into a Bar......

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey!?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles." ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
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Joyce K of Florence AZ shares he thoughts on; "HOW TO STAY YOUNG "

Remember, there is no way you can look as bad as that person on your driver's license.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

11. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

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"Have a nice day!"