Chuckle 1555
Chuckle 1555
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Marlene W of Florence OR!)
~Grandpa~
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An old man was grocery shopping with his grandson. The toddler was crying and at times screaming at the top of his lungs.
As the old gentleman walked up and down the aisles, people could hear him speaking in a soft voice...
'We are almost done, Albert... Try not to cry, Albert... Life will get better, Albert...'
As he approached the checkout stand, he carefully brushed the toddler's tears from his eyes and said again? 'Try not to cry, Albert... We will be home soon, Albert...'
As he was paying the cashier, the toddler continued to cry as a young woman in line behind him said, 'sir, i think it is wonderful how sweet you are being to your little Albert.'
The old gentleman blinked his eyes a couple of times before saying, 'miss, my grandson's name is john... I'm Albert....................................... ***
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Willie F of Sacramento CA writes: What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907 :
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Marlene W of Florence OR!)
~Grandpa~(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)
An old man was grocery shopping with his grandson. The toddler was crying and at times screaming at the top of his lungs.
As the old gentleman walked up and down the aisles, people could hear him speaking in a soft voice...
'We are almost done, Albert... Try not to cry, Albert... Life will get better, Albert...'
As he approached the checkout stand, he carefully brushed the toddler's tears from his eyes and said again? 'Try not to cry, Albert... We will be home soon, Albert...'
As he was paying the cashier, the toddler continued to cry as a young woman in line behind him said, 'sir, i think it is wonderful how sweet you are being to your little Albert.'
The old gentleman blinked his eyes a couple of times before saying, 'miss, my grandson's name is john... I'm Albert....................................... ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Willie F of Sacramento CA writes: What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907 :
With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st Most populous state in the Union. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!
The average wage in the U.S. Was 22 Cents per hour. The average U.S Worker made between $200 and $400 per year. A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, A dentist made $2,500 per year, A veterinarian $1,500 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. Took place at HOME.
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"Have a nice day!"
The average wage in the U.S. Was 22 Cents per hour. The average U.S Worker made between $200 and $400 per year. A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, A dentist made $2,500 per year, A veterinarian $1,500 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. Took place at HOME.
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"Have a nice day!"
posted by Mr Chuckles @ 9:15 AM
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