Chuckle 1551

Chuckle 1551
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~New Watch~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A Montana cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "a state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast".

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(Click Today in History and learn.)

. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Retha has come up with these activities which she has witnessed over the years!

WOMEN vs. MEN

11. NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


12. OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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"Have a nice day!"