Chuckle 1541

Chuckle 1541
(Retha A of Richland OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Airline Reservations~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A New Mexico Congress woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?"

"Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady.

After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere."

The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!"

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?"

The reply? "Whatever! I knew it was a big animal."

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it's in!

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Through a time machine, Rick R of Surrey BC was able to retrieve these headlines for the year 2029

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)