Chuckle 1534

Chuckle 1534
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Ventriloquist~ (2nd time around)
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee." ***


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Thanks go to Charles M of Bradenton FL for these Rodney Dangerfield one liners.
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Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

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