Chuckle 1533

Chuckle 1533
(Willie F of Sacramento CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~We're Taking Off! ~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off!". No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and so were half of the passengers.


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. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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Rich W of Paso Robles CA gets our thanks for this compilation of quotes!


19) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

--Unknown, presumed deceased


20) "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

--W. C. Fields
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)