Chuckle 1540

Chuckle 1540
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Florence OR!)

"A Somali arrives in Toronto"

~Nominee for Best CANADIAN Chuckle of the year~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada.

She stops the first person she sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Jamaican."

The woman goes on and encounters another passerby." Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada!"

The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person she sees she stops, Shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada!"

That person puts up his hand and says," I am from Middle East, I am Not Canadian!"

She finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa!"

Puzzled, she asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"

The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

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Through a time machine, Rick R of Surrey BC was able to retrieve these headlines for the year 2029

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
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"Have a nice day!"