Chuckle 1537

Chuckle 1537
(Pat M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Confession~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

The new priest, born and raised in Texas, is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, and then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says,

"Now, don't you think that's a little more professional than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit... what happened next?" ***



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Thanks go to Charles M of Bradenton FL for these Rodney Dangerfield one liners.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him "Why?". He said "because you came home early."

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)