Chuckle 1538

Chuckle 1538
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Joyce K of Florence AZ!)

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If you need me today, I'm afraid I will be unavailable.

I am going to be standing in front of a mirror practicing this look.

And once I have it mastered I should be able to get away with ANYTHING!
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Thanks go to Charles M of Bradenton FL for these Rodney Dangerfield one liners.

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; last night she called me from Chicago.

My wife is so cold that when it comes to having Sex, every time she spreads her legs the furnace kicks on.
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"Have a nice day!"