Chuckle 1542

Chuckle 1542
(George H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Creating Life ~
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God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting ... show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"No, no, no.." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."


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Through a time machine, Rick R of Surrey BC was able to retrieve these headlines for the year 2029

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

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