Chuckle 1550

Chuckle 1550
(Rich W of Paso Robles CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Bubba and Junior~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

Bubba and Junior (Mississippi mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but
we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and
laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, 6 inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of the New Orleans levees.***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Retha has come up with these activities which she has witnessed over the years!

WOMEN vs. MEN

9. MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


10. DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

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"Have a nice day!"