Chuckle 1648

Chuckle 1648
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Goldie C of Florence OR.!)


~Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road.. At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.

When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH!

The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.

Moral of the story: Men never listen, and when they do, they don't

understand one word a woman says. ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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~Facts to ponder~ (Our thanks for this compilation of facts goes to Joyce K of Florence AZ.)

The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were.

Scientists say the higher your I. Q., the more you dream.

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
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(Find the 6 differences, for answers check spots on 3rd drawing
below.)