Friday, January 18, 2008

Chuckle 1639

Chuckle 1639
(Rich C of Yuma AZ gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~The Blonde Waitress~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is? An auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
Headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of Crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,

Headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

FOR ONCE THE BLONDIE GETS EVEN!

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Seven Degrees of Blondes was sent to us by Pat M of
Florence OR; Thanks Pat!

FIFTH DEGREE Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: "Is it mine?"

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"Have a nice day!"

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