Chuckle 1637
Chuckle 1637
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)
~Bubba and Duke~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)
A Phone Company was going to hire a team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two rednecks and a team of two Irish guys.
So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team will install poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job."
Both teams agreed to that, and headed right out.
At end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve.
Forty-five minutes later, Bubba and Duke, the redneck guys, came back and they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"
Bubba, the team leader wiped his brow and sighed, "Duke and me, we got three in."
The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Irish guys put in twelve!"
"Yeah," said Bubba, "but you should see how much they left stickin' out of the ground!" ***
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Seven Degrees of Blondes was sent to us by Pat M of
Florence OR; Thanks Pat!
THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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"Have a nice day!"
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)
A Phone Company was going to hire a team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two rednecks and a team of two Irish guys.
So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team will install poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job."
Both teams agreed to that, and headed right out.
At end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve.
Forty-five minutes later, Bubba and Duke, the redneck guys, came back and they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"
Bubba, the team leader wiped his brow and sighed, "Duke and me, we got three in."
The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Irish guys put in twelve!"
"Yeah," said Bubba, "but you should see how much they left stickin' out of the ground!" ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Seven Degrees of Blondes was sent to us by Pat M of
Florence OR; Thanks Pat!
THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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"Have a nice day!"
posted by Mr Chuckles @ 8:50 AM
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