Chuckle 1627

I just looked out the window and it's snowing out there!
1/6/2008 8:19 AM Mr Chuckles

Chuckle 1627
(Carrie M of Sacramento CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Who's in Charge~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood w as toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
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The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work,,,

The asshole is usually in charge!

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Thanks go to Rich C of Yume AZ who has come up with this

compilation of Burma-Shave signs.

CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW
Burma Shave


Do these bring back any old memories?
If not, you're merely a child.
If they do - then you're old as dirt...
LIKE ME!
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"Have a nice day!"