Chuckle 1628

Chuckle 1628
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA!)


~Little Elderly Ladies~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl "Nothing but the best for my little kitten. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food with out proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.

She showed the girl her cat and was sold the cat food.

The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 cans of the most expensive dog cookies -- one for each day of Christmas. the cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food. Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog.

She was given the dog cookies.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the little old lady.

"That smells like crap."

The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"

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. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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Thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA for 1977 - 2007

This is sent only to those of you whose level of maturity

qualifies them to relate to it. ---Phyllis---

1977 : Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair

1977 : KEG
2007 : EKG

1977 : Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux

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(Find the 6 differences, for answers check spots on 3rd drawing
below.)