Chuckle 1629

Chuckle 1629
(Char S of Goldbar WA gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Learning To Cuss~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."

The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year -old continue, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with ass.

The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what
he wants for breakfast, he replies,

"Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She then locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay in there until I let you out."

She comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios." ***


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Thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA for 1977 - 2007

This is sent only to those of you whose level of maturity

qualifies them to relate to it. ---Phyllis---

1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1977 : Seeds and stems
2007 : Roughage

1977 : Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM

1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2007 : Receiving a new hip joint

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"Have a nice day!"