Chuckle 1635

Chuckle 1635
(Goldie C of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Two Short Ones~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

~Cold Crabs~

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself.

Men never learn! ***

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~Call Center~

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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Seven Degrees of Blondes was sent to us by Pat M of
Florence OR; Thanks Pat!

FIRST DEGREE A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

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"Have a nice day!"