Chuckle 1634

Chuckle 1634
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA!)


~Spaghetti~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, 'Honey, you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it,' he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread... ***

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Thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA for 1977 - 2007

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. The people who are starting college this year were born in 1989.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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(Find the 6 differences, for answers check spots on 3rd drawing
below.)