Chuckle 1650

Chuckle 1650
(Pat M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Bubba's New Truck~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you git that truck?"

"Tammie give it to me." Bubba replied.

"She give it to ya?

I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!"

(Tammie)

"Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!" ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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~Facts to ponder~ (Our thanks for this compilation

of facts goes to Joyce K of Florence AZ.)

A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.

A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
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(Find the 6 differences, for answers check spots on 3rd drawing
below.)