Chuckle 1731

Chuckle 1731
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~Grannies on the Road~ (2nd time around)
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Six Differences.)

Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, 'This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!' So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, 'Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?'

The trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explained to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

'But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken.'

'Oh, they'll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 127.' ***


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