Chuckle 1724

Chuckle 1724
(Jayne C of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)




~Five Boy Friends in My life by Maxine~
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I am seeing five gentlemen every day;

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Art Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I’m really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay .

What a life!

Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

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Rita Moreno is now 75

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