Chuckle 1718

Chuckle 1718
(Charles M of Bradenton FL gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Liars in the Church~
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A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17.'

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin.

Looking out at the congregation he said, 'Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand.'

Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, 'You are the very people I want to talk today. Mark has only 16 chapters.' ***


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