Chuckle 1713
Chuckle 1713
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Willie F of Sacramento CA!)
~Buckle up~
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Six Differences.)
While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced “Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off!". No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and so were half of the passengers. ***
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(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
Six Differences.)
While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced “Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off!". No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and so were half of the passengers. ***
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• Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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Today's Horoscope )
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Chuckle Gems.
George H has worked very hard compiling this collection of
photos. He has labeled them;
~A SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO ALL THE GIRLS WE’VE LOVED BEFORE~
Leslie Caron is now 75
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)
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