Chuckle 1706

Chuckle 1706
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~Tom the Baptist~
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Six Differences.)

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him'playing church' with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'

Johnny looked up at her and said, 'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'

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Chuckle Gems.

Thanks go to Pam S of Roseville CA for; “The Wonderful English Language”. If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

26. If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

27. One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?

28. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?

29. If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
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