Chuckle 1697

Chuckle 1697
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~Surgery~
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, you’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

The second kid replies, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!" ***

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Chuckle Gems.

Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets our thanks for
sharing this list of “Ever Wonder” Silliness

EVER WONDER ....

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Some good stuff on TV today; Bowling,Golf, Basketball. Get a beer and some chips,

turn on the TV and relax for the rest of the day. Sounds good to Me!