Chuckle 1689

Chuckle 1689
(Pat M of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~Casino Chips~ (2nd time around)
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This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the CHIP MONKS! ***

You didn't even see it coming did you? ---Pat---
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Retha A of Richland OR gets our thanks for:
“How do these people survive?”

FIVE;

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.

With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

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