Chuckle 1683

Chuckle 1683
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Rick R of Surrey BC!)


~Dog in Heat~
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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she’s in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said “OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block...”

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

(YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!)

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

If you ain't laffin'... You ain't livin' ---Rick-----
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Chuckle Gems.

If you need a good laugh, try reading through

these children's science exam answers.

(From Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA.) Thanks Phyl!!

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
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“Have a nice day!”