Chuckle 1687

Chuckle 1687
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Willie F of Sacramento CA!)

~Chinese Sick Day~ (2nd time around)
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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great! I be work soon.....you got nice house." ***

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Chuckle Gems.
Retha A of Richland OR gets our thanks for:
“How do these people survive?”

THREE;

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

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Have a nice day!