Chuckle 1696

Chuckle 1696
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Rick R of Surrey BC!)

( Gorgeous Young Woman)

~Two Chuckles From Rick~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
Six Differences.)

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at the local Medical Clinic to get a physical.

A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" Morris replied.

To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful!"

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A little old man shuffled slowly into the "Orange Dipper", an ice cream parlor in Leesburg, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis." ............... ***


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Chuckle Gems.

Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets our thanks for
sharing this list of “Only in America” Silliness


EVER WONDER....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)