Chuckle 1698

Have a Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Chuckle 1698
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Charles M of Bradenton FL!)


~Top Joke in Northern Ireland~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
Six Differences.)

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'. 'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient. The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'. 'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?' The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'. ***



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Chuckle Gems.

Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets our thanks for
sharing this list of “Ever Wonder” Silliness

EVER WONDER ....

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)