Chuckle 1704

Happy Easter Everyone

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Chuckle 1704

(Cathy B of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Hoohoo~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
Six Differences.)

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring. ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
• Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
Today's Horoscope )
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Chuckle Gems.

Thanks go to Pam S of Roseville CA for; “The Wonderful English Language”. If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)