Chuckle 1707

Chuckle 1707
(Rich W if Paso Robles CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

“Small Ranch In The Sierra Foothills Of California”

~The Half-Wit ~ (2nd time around)
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Gary owned a small ranch in the Sierra Foothills of California. The California State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board."

"The maid has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board."

"Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of wine every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the rancher. ***
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Chuckle Gems.

Thanks go to Pam S of Roseville CA for; “The Wonderful English Language”. If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

30. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

31. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

32. Ship by truck and send cargo by ship

33. Have noses that run and feet that smell?

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