Chuckle 1712

Chuckle 1712
(Charlene S of Florence gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Grandpa/Grandma and the Kids~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
Six Differences.)

She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said,

"But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!"

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My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62."

He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"

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After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.

As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"

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A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."

The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!" ***

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(Chuckle Gems.)

George H has worked very hard compiling this collection of
photos. He has labeled them;

~A SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO ALL THE GIRLS WE’VE LOVED BEFORE~

Brigette Bardot is now 72

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( Find the 6 differences, answers below.)