Chuckle 1717

Chuckle 1717
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Rick R of Surrey BC!)

“Stanley Cup”

~The Empty Seat~ (2nd time around)
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Six Differences.)

It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible", says the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"

The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh....I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral." ***

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