Chuckle 1716

Chuckle 1716
(Nadine W of Carpinteria CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~How to Not Have Enemies~
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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked,
'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?' 80% held up their hands. The Minister then asked 'How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?' All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?' I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly. 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?' 'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how

a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

"I outlived the bitches" ***

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Doris Day is now 82
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