Chuckle 1820

Chuckle 1820
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA!)


~Just a fact of life! ~
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Six Differences.)

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking, and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND sees his family doctor, after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another week, and finally has his surgery scheduled, for a month from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet! ***


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