Chuckle 1876
Chuckle 1876
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)
~ A Blondes’ First Football Game~ (2nd time around)
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Six Differences.)
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents"
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get
the quarterback! ‘I’m like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents! ***
Football FINALLY makes sense..........
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(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
Six Differences.)
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents"
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get
the quarterback! ‘I’m like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents! ***
Football FINALLY makes sense..........
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Today's Horoscope )
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(Find the 6 differences, see answers below.)
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