Chuckle 1881

Chuckle 1881
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~Gynecological Visit ~ (2nd time around)
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I know you will enjoy this one!! ---Lora---

Those who 'do not' have a sense of humor need to delete now.

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, ' you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,' the doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.' 'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,

Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters !

You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored, 'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. 'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'

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A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM

Dear Diary,

For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.


TUESDAY:

I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.

Brad made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Brad's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!! It's a whole new life for me.

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Have a good one!!