Chuckle 1962

Chuckle 1962
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Babe in Arms~
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During a commercial airline flight an Air Force Pilot was seated
next to a young mother with a babe in arms.

When the baby began crying during the descent for landing,
the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon disembarking,
he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various
baby-related impedimenta.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded,
"Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, “And all these years, I've been chewing gum." ***

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