Chuckle 1995

Chuckle 1995
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~St. Peter and the Cowboy~ (2nd time around)
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago...'

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(Nadine of Carpinteria CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

No one ever asked where the car keys were because they were always in the car, in the ignition, and the doors were never locked?

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