Chuckle 2033

Chuckle 2033
(Sheila M of Rough and Ready CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)
Was sent to me on 4-3-01

~OVERWEIGHT BLONDE ~ 4-15
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope
and 6 differences.)

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds.

"When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds."

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'LL tell you, though; I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."

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