Chuckle 2062

Chuckle 2062
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~New Sign~ (2nd time around)
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A gas station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.

So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex..

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time..'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'

Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all. My wife won twice last week.'

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Note: Hey everybody I got my $250 Stimulus Package but for some reason I don't feel very stimulated. I am also getting $62 more in my retirement check monthly because they take out less income tax.
Watch out next spring; we'll be paying more income tax because of added income now. I can hardly wait to see what they are going to give me next. ---Jerry---


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