Chuckle 2063

Chuckle 2063
(George H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~ Little Johnny at a Horse Auction~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.'

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