Chuckle 2076

Chuckle 2076-1
(Brenda N of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~A Pakistani Dies and Goes to Heaven. ~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

He knocks on the Pearly Gates and St. Peter opens them.
"Yes?" asks St. Peter.
"I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani.
St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here"

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Chuckle # 2076 -2
(Nancy S. of Sheridan WY also gets today's chuckle thanks.)


A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

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(Maxine from my own collection ---Jerry---)


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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below)