Chuckle 2066

Chuckle 2066
(Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~Remember Hollywood Squares? ~
Here are just a few, Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, and Maxine.)

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.


Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.


Q According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.


Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.


Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'? A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.


Q. What are 'Do it,' 'I can help,' and 'I can't get enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming

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(Maxine from my own collection ---Jerry---)

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