Chuckle 2078

Chuckle 2078
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)


Phyllis at age 6

~Don't Mess With Little Kids~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

A little girl named Phyllis was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher (Miss Langdon) said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

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