Sunday, July 19, 2009

Chuckle 2114

Chuckle 2114
(Elva B of Caldwell ID gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~You Gotta Watch What You Say ~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV.

The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's behind." Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the guy off his bar stool, then stomps out. He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.

Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's behind, too!" Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.

He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country"

"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."
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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below)






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