Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Chuckle 2148

Chuckle 2148
(Jep N of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Fishing Trip~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

Dave and his buddies were discussing an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, Dave had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home, frustrated..

The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"

"I didn't have to," Dave replied.

"Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."

"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want!'

"So, HERE I AM!!"

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