Chuckle 2154

Chuckle 2154
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Phone Call~
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and 6 differences.)

Last week I checked into my hotel in Atlanta and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books under escorts and such. So I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself "Erogonique", a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful wavy hair, long graceful legs... well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello", the woman says... God, she sounded sexy already.

Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated, I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips -- everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night... you can tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything goes! Now, how does that sound to you?"

She replied, "That sounds fantastic but, if you want an outside line, you need to press 9."

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